Friday, January 04, 2008


I have competition! Tonight I'm scheduled to DJ this awesome gay happening called Spank at the Vault, which is in the basement of Element at Houston and Essex St. (open bar! free before 12! I start at 11.) Here's the flier:

Little did I know that Amy Fisher, another Long Island ho who grew up five blocks away from me before shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face at point blank range (and she lived!) is also DJing tonight! I'm kind of mad that I can't go and see her. Maybe another night she'll be up to tag team DJ with me and rock out to Debbie Gibson and Linday Lohan, two other girls from our town. Yup. Merrick makes hot celebs indeed.

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