LUKE'S NUMBER ONE HO

I have always been fascinated by 2 Live Crew frontman Luke Skywalker's harem of hoes for his solo album photo shoot session, especially the one in the pink bikini.


Like, is that someone's mom?


Why is she dozing off if this photo? Couldn't someone have woken her up?


And my FAVORITE is obviously this one. There she goes lookin' "sexy" with that, ummm, tongue curlin' trick. If anyone can locate her now, I will give you my first born child. She is god!