Wednesday, September 30, 2009


On the heels of a brilliant alterna90s night that my DJ friend Alex, aka the Dutchess of Pork, did in London called Babes Against the Machine, we decided to breakout all our old school Sleater Kinney and Green Day 90s gems last Wednesday at Eastern Bloc and bring back the days of the mosh.

I was actually at the Yeah Yeah Yeah's concert when these early photos were taken but it looks like Andrew (left) started his own little mosh pit for two.

Butthole Surfers! As in, that's what was playing when this photo was taken, though this party really should have just been called Butthole Surfers from the get go.

Tonsil hockey athletes doing their warmups.

Charlie (left) really dug into his 1990s treasure trove of blouses to come up with this number and we love him all the more for it.

GAY POSE! Anytime anyone does that one arm around the shoulder thing, I immediately start singing Judy Garland songs because it is so the universal sign for all things g.a.y.

The Dutchess of Pork brought along two of our good friends from London, Adrian (right) and Gunther, who actually grew up in Germany and informed us that German men sit on the toilet seat when going to tinkle. Who knew?

It is indeed a big momma thang.

Gabriel (left) and a friend who is ready for retaking Woodstock.

Big Scot (left) and Kevin just can't fight the seether and they can't see her till Scot's foaming at the mouth.

Fritz, giving you altern90s angst a la the Offspring. You gotta keep 'em seperated!

Eddie and friends, getting their heads checked by a jumbo jet.

If only Andre threw up after Fritz shoved his finger in his pie hole. Of course, Andre has no gag reflex so we had nothing to worry about.

The Dutchess of Pork (left), with a a very jetlagged Adrian.

Members of the quintessential altern90s rock force known as Weezer. I tease. But you're encouraged to dress up next week for our Night of 1000 Courtneys. She even twittered about it which means there's a chance she'll show!

Benoit (droite) et ami. Ils aiment Jordy's Dur Dur D'Etre Bebe.

Props for dressing the alterna90s part.

The salt and pepper sexiness that is total top Fritz.

Bartenders Andy (left) and Gabe may sling drinks at rival East Village gay bars but they also find the time to come together and bond over gay universals, like Madonna, lube and Mariah Carey.

A couple of Gin Blossoms, giving you hey jealousy.

Not a photo montage but an actual photo of a mini-Mikey and larger than life Erika, who promised to do a PJ Harvey number when John John Fields guest DJs a night of angry women.

And speaking of angry women, the crowd went wild when the Dutchess of Pork played Tori Amos' Cornflake Girl.

Getting a little too literal with Khia's My Neck My (lower) Back.

The V.V.V.I.P.'s of E.B., Mike, Evans and Casey (from left).

Stephen and Shane, rocking out to some Pavement, followed by the entire Reality Bites soundtrack.

And speaking of Reality Bites, who wants to play spin the bottle with him (and not just the amazing Juliana Hatfield version)?

The original Rico Suave, Isauro (in the bluish-purple top).

In a smokey haze outside of Good Times at Eastern Bloc, men and women congregated to discuss how there's only so much Smashing Pumpkins they can take.

That greek fashion duo, disarming me with a smile.

THE DUTCHESS OF PORK'S NYC DJ DEBUT. Look for his London parties Kimono Krush and stuff at the George and Dragon and something at Dirtbox, where I'll so be guest DJing as well.

Looks like the Ruff Club kids have found a new home at Good Times.

Jackie (right) and androgynous friend, saying I wanna be your Joey Ramone with those eyes.

GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS THIS WEEK?! CHARLES'! (center, with me and Andy). No one really knows how old Charles is turning but if you have a hunch, email me. Or tell me at his party on Thursday at the Cock.

Guess who else is having a birthday this week? JAMES! And its next Wednesday at Eastern Bloc. It's called Night of 1000 Courtney Loves and we're hoping Courtney shows up and gives James a big, sloppy wet one.

Alon (left) and Adam are Stardog Champions.

Those are their real green eyes. No photoshopping necessary.

Tezer! Tezer (right) flew all the way over from Australia to check out Good Times and appear in these photos, though this was the most decent one of him I could find. I promise something a little more flattering for next week.

Officially 3am.

We'll make great pets. Especially the chick on the lower right, who danced for four hours straight!

The time of the night when I played Mazzy Star's Fade Into You...

...strange you never knew.

And then Kelvin started snapping photos of random passerbys. That's when you know its time to pack it in.

Support your local hooker. Get a tow job. See you next week at Night of 1000 Courtneys!


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