Tuesday, September 29, 2009


If Madonna walks into an East Village gay bar
and no one in the bar happens to see it
did it really happen?

Eyewitnesses say her holiness dropped into Eastern Bloc on Friday with Jesus and company somewhere between 110am and 130am. But patrons at the bar claimed to have not even seen her in the small space. Perhaps we will never know.


Anonymous said...

According to Michael Musto and Daily Intelligencer, Madonna, Jesus, Anderson along with his very good friend from Eastern Bloc, and Jessica Seinfeld were all seen together at the Bourgeois Pig the other night. Maybe the patrons of EB were under the influence of something or other and missed them when they came in.

Anonymous said...

What do you mean by Anderson's very good friend? Don't you mean lover and boyfriend?

Anonymous said...

Don't you mean lover and boyfriend?

Uh huh, that's what I mean. I'm well aware of Anderson's relationship with the EB gentleman who will remain nameless. I just figured it might be a touchy subject here.