Monday, November 15, 2010

Saturday, November 13, 2010

I AIN'T THRU

Keyshia is throwing major looks in her new video with Nicki Lewinsky.

YAMAHA

The Dream - Trilogy from Motion Family on Vimeo.

Friday, November 12, 2010

IT'S SPARBIE BITCH


Nicki's debut album drops in the next week or so and though my hopes aren't too too high, I figured its about time to actually make a Nicki Minaj mixtape that is mixed together. These are most of my favorites from previous mixtapes.

It's Sparbie Bitch! (a Nicki Minaj mixtape) by Sparber

TRACKLIST:

Get It All (with Sean Garrett)

Getting Paid (DJ Orgasmic Mix)

Little Freak (with Usher)

Raining Men (with Rihanna)

Freaky Gurl (with Gucci Mane & Lil’ Kim)

I Get Crazy

Woohoo (with Christina Aguilera)

Your Love (Urban Noize Remix)

Itty Bitty Piggy

Letting Go (with Sean Kingston)

Beam Me Up Scotty

Miss Independent (with Ne-Yo)

Hold Yuh (with Gyptian)

My Chick Bad (with Ludacris)

Dopeman

Tambourine Freestyle

Get Your Money Up (with Keri Hilson)

Shaking it for Daddy (with Robin Thicke)

Whatchu Know Bout Me

I’m Comin

Single Ladies Freestyle

Two Sticks in My Bun (Sparber edit)

I Ain’t Thru (with Keyshia Cole)

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

GOOD TIMES: STATEN ISLAND

Following a ruckus New York City Halloween, we kept it pretty low key at last week's Good Times at Eastern Bloc party. I mean, as low key as a Staten Island-themed freestyle party could be, which ended up being very NOT low-key in the end.


A trio of tourists, Juan, Eoin and Pere (from left), had heard me DJ over in London and followed me all the way to the East Village of New York City for an intimate nu-disco dance party that kicked off the evening.


Internet date.


Sammy has been our Wednesday night mainstay behind the bar while Gabe is out traveling the country and been giving us a new understanding of what a stiff drink really is.


Mel, Demetre and Gabriel (from right), suited up in their dancing boots.


Repping Staten Island for the Staten Island party.


Getting into the entire Exposé album along with the rest of us.


IF LOOKS COULD KILL.


Serving up school teacher on a stripper pole realness.


IF LOOKS COULD KILL, PART TWO.


East Village boys are so good at showing some chest, even in the midst of an arctic cold front.


Jewbear Eric (right) and I are planning the biggest and best Hanukkah party ever this year, which might even showcase a special guest performer this year. Stay tuned for more Dec. 8th details.


William and his special Scottish friend from Halloween weekend. Insert costume and mask joke here.


DANCE PARTY USA! Fist pumping like a good gang of Staten Island wannabes.


Axl Rose.


CPR.


Me, my Puerto Rican sidekick Kelvin (who is kind of like the Chuy to my Chelsea Lately) and the wrath of my infamous armpits.


We were deep into Freez's I.O.U. and Debbie Deb at this point in the night, which apparently Andre (left) wasn't too thrilled with.


Revenge of the armpits!


See you next week at our special space disco Good Times with guest DJ Mark Louque (of Provincetown Fagbash fame). Friends don't let friends do Jaeger shots! xo

GET ME BODIED

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

COSMIC MIX

Presenting the latest Sparber mix installment, a cosmic mix in honor of this Wednesday's cosmic disco Good Times with our favorite bearded cosmonaut, Mark Louque.


The Cosmic Mix by Sparber

And don't forget to come to the party this Wednesday!

MEDIATE


Mediate (INXS cover) - Tricky

SLAVE TO DUB

More slowed down, spaced out jams to prep you for this Wednesday's cosmic disco Good Times.


Slave to Dub (DSD edit) - Roxy Music

Monday, November 08, 2010

POP NOTES


Liking the Ester Dean demo of S&M better than the version she gave to Rihanna. We also hear Ester is a big ol' lez, which we love. And we still haven't gotten over last year's Drop It Low anthem.

S&M (demo) - Ester Dean

Saturday, November 06, 2010

BEYOND!

A JEWWWWW!

A jewwwww! A jewwww! Or is ah-choooo, ah-choooooo?


Hyph Mango (Andreas Saag's House Perspective) - Joy Orbison

Thursday, November 04, 2010

PUSSY CONTROL


Just a quick note to let you know that this Thanksgiving Eve at Good Times, we'll be celebrating the purple one and all his glorious creations such as Sheena Easton and Carmen Electra. Our super special guest DJ, Cameron Cooper of Gag! fame, writes the following:

"Let the children know to wear your purple, fingerless lace gloves and high heeled scrunge boots to GOOD TIMES!!"

OF INTEREST

Hanukkah present much?

BEARS I'M JEALOUS OF

LATE NIGHT WITH LOGAN

Last week.


This week.


No nipple.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

GOOD TIMES: BLOODY HAIRY

So we didn't go all out for Halloween at last week's Bloody Hairy installment of Good Times, our weekly Wednesday par-tay at Eastern Bloc, since Halloween was still four days and forty parties away. But we did decorate and invite the spookiest of spookers, Michael T., to come play some schlock 'n' roll.


Not sure which is scarier: that new poster or those green boots Kevin is sporting. Nightmares! Just kidding. I'm sad because Kevin is headed to Thailand and India for a month. Missing him already.


Angry that we didn't do a count-the-candy-corn contest this year. Actually, we've never done one but if we did, I can guarantee someone would smash the jar and loot the candy corn.


Richie (right) and Rainblo, who is moving on up in the world with his new job at Mudhoney Salon. Congrats Rainblo! You should drop by for her fierce "blow" out.


Corporate Halloween twin look!


It's pretty much freezing outside in New York right now but this never stops the smokers from sneaking a cig. It also doesn't stop Kelvin from partying outside with the camera.


Michael (left) actually glued his eyelids shut for Halloween this year and it was really really scary for all parties involved.


Well hello there. Someone dressed up as handsome for Halloween this year.


Alon (right) is back in town after an extended summer in Provincetown and a few long weeks out on Fire Island with our sister and musetrix, Lina. We also hear he has an album in the works.


Me and the creature Michael T., who hasn't had a drink in TWO MONTHS! Get this girl on a Hennessy drip NOW!


At some point in the night, things got a little slurry and blurry (much like this pic), which is when I went up to Erickatoure (left) and started raving about her drum n bass/dancehall track, I'm Grown and I Do What I Want. Expect an upcoming Good Times performance of it very very soon. And in the meantime, listen to it here.


One of these things is not like the others.


Guest DJ Michael T. (left) and Fernando, who actually donned devil ears just for the hell of it. Then again, Fernando always lets us have it with his outfits.


Micheal, Jeremy, Jeremy's new boo and Mel (from right), giving metal realness between the Danzig shirt and the Dropkick Murphy's font.


Sorry Medo and Danny but Casey's lace-up leather vest is really stealing the show in this here picture. Try again next week!


Late in the night, I launched into an all oldies set featuring lots of The Shangri-Las, because you never know what you're gonna get at our Good Times party as proven by this picture.


RICH KING HAS MOVED! (but that handlebar mustache is still turning us out).


Move along! Nothing to see here.


Or is there? At which point we packed up and headed to the Urge for a 330am screening of the Birds. See you next week!