Showing posts with label gay Rosh Hashana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gay Rosh Hashana. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

GOOD TIMES: BELATED JEW YEAR'S PARTY!

Since I was unable to properly celebrate the Jewish New Year when it actually occurred (I was in Greece. Not the most Jewish place on earth, FYI), I waited until I returned to New York and my weekly Wednesday Good Times party at Eastern Bloc to ring in 5772 properly: with Manischewitz, Ladyfag and the entire Good Times family dancing the hora.


For the first time EVER, I overslept for my own party! Blame jetlag, but being greeted by Peter's smiling face helped put me in the Good Times frame of mind.


Colin (right), picking a winner! I'm sure in some culture, a ginormous booger on New Year's means you'll have lots of wealth, health and happiness in the coming year. I'm pretty sure that custom isn't practiced in Jewish culture though.


Rabbinical scholars, out on the town to study the kosher beers we keep at Eastern Bloc.


It was nice to be greeted by so many joyful and happy people who I hadn't seen in the two weeks I was away. Then there were these four, who I've never seen in my life but they still seemed pretty darn happy.


I said a Jewish prayer before leaving the house and somehow, god heard me because he finally sent my favorite Dominicano booty shaker, Joel (left) to Good Times for the first time in eons. 5572 will be a good year indeed.


Chrissy (left) and her handsome bearded fella, who is showing just enough chest hair to give me shpilkes in my geneckteckessoink.


My right hand Jew man, Eric (right) has been helping us out with our Good Times Jew parties for forever now and he always seems to bring the perfect party accessories: yarmulkes, jew harnesses, and this time around, a hot hairy furball.


BACKPACK ACCESSORIZING AND DENIM VESTS! Your Autumn 2011 fashion has arrived.


Paolo, Peter, and James (from left) showed up on the earlier side of things to maybe celebrate the day of birth of our good buddy, Mike Gilbride. Or maybe they just showed up early to spook me when I overslept and showed up looking and acting a bit delirious.


It's been a year and a day since I've seen Santi (left, with Michael), who is now a big and famous photographer David LaChapelle style. Well, maybe not LaChapelle just yet but he's on his way.


Very high fives.


What better way to start off the Jew Year than with an introduction to the cute new Jew in town. Meet Shahar (left), Israel's newest export who even worked synagogue services up in Westchester during this year's high holy days to prove what an adorable mench he is.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE GILBRIDE!!!! (right.) We wish you health, happiness and many more champagne-in-a-bubble-bath photo shoots the coming year.


Another shot of Devin (left) and Kyle, because they were really letting me have it with these looks last Wednesday.


The L train is indeed running and we are thankful for it because we love our Brooklyn brothers and sisters. In fact, we're DJing out at Metropolitan Bar again on Friday, October 21st and we're packing our favorite DFA and Dirty Bird records for it.


And speaking of upcoming gigs, I am getting super psyched for my big return to Seattle, where I'm DJing this month's Comeback party (October 28th) and then on to San Francisco, where I'm headlining (!) Ms. Juanita More's Halloween: A Red Carpet Runway Massacre party Oct. 29th. Dying. Literally.


DJ CUDDLE PUDDLE!


GAY BOY CUDDLE PUDDLE!


Proving that you need not have a beard to celebrate Rosh Hashana or any party at Good Times for that matter. (But it does help if you have one.)


Apart from being the fiercest Jewess in New York City, Ladyfag is also the hostess with the mostess and that is why her besties always come party with her, like Brian, Slava and Michael (from left).


If you haven't seen the music video I made this week for Xander's underrated 2009 track The Look, go to my youtube channel (joshsparber) and watch it now. It's pretty much homage to my number one slinky wearing, snuggie loving nyc nightlife muse.


James and Willy apparently gagged when I played Moby's Everytime You Touch Me, because nothing says happy Jew Year like Moby.


I love love love when the fourth Kardashian sister makes an appearance at Good Times.


How do I love these two, let me count the ways: Vandam, Clubber Down, all around awesome music, clothing and personalities. You get the idea.


Spontaneous wrestling move realness.


Andrew, Kev, Paulhino and Kevin Baker (from left), who's giving a Muppets-meet-Michael-Jackson pink tank top effect.


Two of my favorite Francophones, Lulu (left) and Febreeze, center, delighted me with a surprise appearance and would have delighted me even more if they had brought along French and Belgian sweets, as it is Jewish tradition to ring in the new year with sweets (no joke). Next year!


More furry chesticles, since I know that's the only reason you look at these photos anyway.


Vogue revolution dance classes, now happening in the "game room," aka the corner of the bar with the two arcade games.


FELIZ CUMPLEANOS GERARDO! We know you miss Mexico but we are happy you have found your second home here with us at Good Times.


Fabrice, giving Ludo the classic tune-in Tokyo titty twister.


BEHOLD! THE MAGIC OF FREE MANISCHEWITZ! We went through two bottles of this sweet serum rather rapidly, thanks to the Seva (left), Jason (right) and Natasha (not pictured, because she was taking a catnap after ODing on the Manischewitz).


Dancing on his own.


We hear that Alon (left) is moving back out to Fire Island mid-October till November 1st, when he returns to the city with the gift of the gods, LINA. The other gift of the gods, Lucio (right), somehow snuck in and out of the party without me noticing so I'm hoping he's back next week for Another Night of 1000 Courtneys, our Courtney Love / Hole party with guest DJ Formika.


Marc (right), Brian Kenny and Brian Kenny's wild and amazing top, which he needs to lend to me or point me toward the vendor ASAP. Thanks Bri!


Nothing says Good Times like beards, black leather and a PBR in hand.


TRIPLE KISS. Yes, its that time of the evening ladies and gentlemen.


Loving that Frankie got into the holiday spirit with that Judaica sweatshirt.


A TOAST TO 5772!


The Stanley Kubrick goth twin moment of the evening.


I had to do a double take when I saw this photo (with the flash off. Thanks Kelvin!) just to be sure that that wasn't Natasha bending Rob over and giving it to him like the dog he is. Conclusion: that ain't Natasha.


Now trending for fall 2011 and winter 2012: men in lipstick. We adore.


Good Times just wouldn't be good times without our devoted bar back, barman and seasonal coat check, so a big thank you to Rob, Sammy and Marc (from left). L'shana tova!


Kelvin the photographer's self-portrait. Also did a double take on this one thinking that that might have been Telfar in the mirror but nope, just Kelv.


TENS ACROSS THE BOARD.


L'shana tova! Happy Jew Year to all! Until the next Jew party (aka Hanukkah) or Courtney Love Good Times next week with the one and only Mistress Formika! xo, Sparber

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

GOOD TIMES: ROSH HASHANA JEWBILATION!

A New Year is upon us! At last Wednesday's Good Times at Eastern Bloc, we rung in the Jew year of 5770 with Manischewitz, challah, mandel bread and chocolate, cinnamon and raspberry rugulach. 5770 is gonna be all about variety, y'all.


What better way to start off the Jew year but with hunky Israeli resident Adam (left), who arrived early for the baked goods but waited till 11pm for the open vodka bar to kick in. A man after my own jewish heart.


And speaking of hunky, photographer Kelvin was all over the big slab of meat on the left.


Bonne anneƩ a mes amis favorites de France, Lulu (left) et Jeremie.


George (left) and his friends with pretty purses.


The prettiest purse in the universe! Aka a Tori Spelling clutch. I need this for my headphones NOW.


Brett's (right) disco 'stache matched the sound of our fantabulous guest DJ Timmy, who spun the funkiest set on earth but failed to get photographed by Kelvin.


L'shanah tova to the goyish guy group sitting at the bar (that means happy new year in heeb speak).


No jew party would be complete without the biggest Heeb in Manhattan (after Woody Allen), HARRIET, front and center.


JAMES IHA SIGHTING! Which reminds me that we are overdue for a Smashing Pumpkins party but I will try to work them in next week when London's Dutchess of Pork and I spin Alterna90s at the next Good Times.


Michael (center) is always so well dress and dapper when he comes out on a Wednesday, though the tie usually loosens up (and then some) after a few cocktails.


DJ Adam, following Trina's advice and givin' 'em a little hip a little thigh, more pleasure for the eye. Adam and I are DJing a two floor dance-and-underwear party this Sunday!


Nothing says Happy New Year like a little lap dance.


Murphy and his unholy Star of David tattoo, saying CHALLAH!


I'm not sure Danny and friends could look any less enthusiastic about this photo but it was the only one of them and they're all pretty cute so I'm postin' it.


An early test-run of his Annie Lennox Halloween costume.


Kele (right) and Andy, both bonding over their love for circumcized men with major guilt complexes.


LT (right) and Nathan, who not only starred on my favorite television show of all time ever ever ever, The Comeback, but also just celebrated his birthday on 09-09-09. Happy birthday Nathan! Flashing!


Adam actually brought out his whole upper east side Jew posse (his sister included) who kind of function like Muammar Gaddafi's virgin women bodyguards. I am hoping Gaddafi comes by next week's alterna90s Good Times with DJ Dutchess of Pork since he'll be in NY anyway and I know how much he loves Tanya Donelly.


Cute boys in white tees can never do wrong. And Zach (on the right) is hosting an HIV benefit this Thursday and I'm DJing with Lauren Flax and Amanda Blank is performing. Come!


And now for Kelvin's genius Manischewitz chugging series, or as my mom would probably call it: A Lesson in How Meningitis Is Spread.


Baruch atah Adoni...


Elohaynu, melech ha-olam...


Borei p'riy ha-gafen!


Translation: Blessed art Thou, LORD our God...


King of the universe...


Creator of the fruit of the vine.


And by fruit of the vine, we mean super sweet and sugary wine concoction known as Manischewitz.


Even the British get into it!


This pic of Casey pretty much says it all, though Casey literally could not get enough and pretty much polished off our second bottle of Manischewitz all by his lonesome.


Burping up a little concord grape amazingness.


Once the Klezmer music kicked in, everyone was feeling good and ready to hora. Sadly a barstool just isn't a suitable substitute for a hora chair.


JEW MASTER OF CEREMONIES, SERVING UP MANDEL, RUGULACH, CHALLAH REALNESS.


Makario (left) is always the gentleman, trying to make Paul (right) feel tall for a brief moment in time.


Charlie (left), the creative genius behind the Charlieslut blog that I link to and his performance artist muse known as Angelo.


Shane (left), still toying with women who like to kiss gay men.


Sexy underage barflies Bob (left) and Philippe, sharing a post-Jaeger shot moment. Bob throws a rad party on Thursdays at Eastern Bloc called Contact. Come and rape him.


Bob also has the most rad tattoo in the whole entire universe on his lower back. If Madonna ever comes to Eastern Bloc, I hope she gets a glimpse of this and decides to adopt Bob.


Dude in the center may or may not have been really wasted at Vandam last Sunday with his hand down his pants the entire night. Just sayin'.


Cameron (right, with friend), rockin' the Backstreet's back alright!


Keep it kosher boys.


The Evans St. Gerard fan club, which I am proudly a card carrying member of.


Last week, Ryan (center) and I cleared up a long-running misunderstanding started by a now-engaged Valdez who introduced me to Ryan by admonishing me for not responding to Ryan when he unlocked pics on Manhunt for me years ago.


Mad that I didn't bake kugel for this event. Just wait till Hanukkah.


"In the future, everybody will be famous for 15 seconds on twerking.com."


Shiny happy people holding hands.


Giving you major jewcurls, reminiscent of my wigs 'n' wieners 'do.


The only thing gayer than a sparkly, rainbow yarmulke is a hooded vest.


Choke hold.


I'm guessing Michael T. (left) found his boots for the night.


HAPPY ROSH HASHANA EVERYBODY!