ARMY OF KYLIES

I'm not the biggest Kylie Minogue fan, nor do I usually like the video my poptart friend Ryan usually sends me. This video, however, is an exception. A) Kylie sings to a Fischerspooner remix of her song rather than the original (albeit she's kind of off key, but whatevs). B) She has a friggin' army of Chinese Kylies dancing around her. In China! When East meets West and China rules the world, let's hope it looks something like this:

BART GETS A BONER

I could give a shit that America will bare witness to Bart's privates in the upcoming Simpson's movie, mostly because I've already seen 'em. South African artist Brett Murray's sculpture, seen here, hangs larger than life in a downtown Cape Town bar called Jo'burg. Yet another reason why I do, indeed, heart Africa.

TWEEZE-FREE IRAN

TEHRAN, Iran (Reuters) -- Iranian police have warned barbers against offering Western-style hair cuts or plucking the eyebrows of their male customers, Iranian media said Sunday.

I bet if the Ayatollah Khomeini were still alive, he'd he hella pissed.

HOT COUPLE ALERT

I got called in for a last minute duties at Eastern Bloc's Good Times party last night. I wasn't in charge of the camera or anything, hence the random assortment of drunken pics below:


Jimmy was fresh off the plane from Scotland, while Darren was fresh off a Freddie Mercury Tribute performance. Kidding!


Peter reemerged from two weeks of hibernation , rockin' a hot new 'do .

Tanya said farewell to New York, since this was her last night before moving back to the boonies. We'll miss you and your ambigously queer tshirts Tanya!


Hot couple alert! Paul showed up with the Native American/Mexicano hotness that is Mario.


Okay, so this might have been their first date or something, but they would totally be the Jolie-Pitts of the gay NYC actor/waiter world.


Jimmy looked on in disgust at the public displays of affection.


Christine nearly lost her lunch when witnessing the PDA as well.


Marisa totally made out with that hairy dude to her right.

Sometimes when you're at a bar that is only lit with red lights, you have to rely on flash photography to determine whether the patrons are hot or not dot com.


Barret made a post-birthday appearance and even gave a little follow-up pole dance.


This dude seemed like he was on a mission, darting all around the bar, outside, and then back in again. I have no idea what exactly his mission was.

Mario is SO into Marisa's boobs. Sorry Paul. Maybe he's not gay after all.


Marisa invoking a Marisa Tomei look. She deleted all the pictures where she was flashing the camera.


Yeah yeah. So I didn't take pictures of anyone else. SUE ME! Mazel tov to Paul and Mario. I hope their second date goes as well as their first.

EYE-TAL-O

Special mp3 request for my favorite muffin top.

Taffy - I Love My Radio

BOLLYWOOD WEDDING!

I don't know anyone else who cares much about Bollywood, so I have no one to gossip about the recent wedding of Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan. I love them both. Here are two photos that have leaked from the ceremony.



And here's how I first fell in love:

M.I.A., no longer M.I.A.

It took me a while to get into that first new track, XR2, off of M.I.A.'s new album, but I did. Bird Flu I won't touch with a 10 foot pole, but Diplo's recent remix of it has me thinking twice.

And now this. I'm feeling it.

GOOD TIMES: WE LIKE TO PARTY

East Village throw down last night at Eastern Bloc. Thanks to everyone who came out and the resident taxidemy.


Matt made his Eastern Bloc DJ debut in a snazzy vest.


Ann and Greg made lots of Paul Simon and R. Kelly remix requests, which were happily obliged.


Andrew is always ready for his close-up. He's also on a gay public access TV show tonight. Such a superstar.


Me scrambling to play something to keep the kids moving a la Spice Up Your Life.


Cheryl is thinking, "Damn I wish Alex would dance up on this pole," and Alex is thinking, "No way in hell, homey."


Cesar refused a drink at first but eventually came around.


Paul and Tanya would love nothing more than to hear Lil Mama's Lip Gloss over and over and over and over again.


Nate in the house! Did I not tell you there would be bearded hunks at my party?


Christine's lip gloss is also poppin'.


Joe is not really this orange. It is an optical illusion. Unfortunately, I don't have the powers to change his color (namely, Photoshop). Sorry Joe!


Taxidermy! Good times indeed.

CRUSH OF THE WEEK: VIRGINIA TECH HERO

This whole Virginia Tech massacre has really been bringing me down, so I'm glad the media has picked up on a handome young hero to cheer me up.

Meet Zach Petkewicz. He barricaded a classroom door so the shooter couldn't get in. I'm already planning on barricading my door when Zach comes to visit me. Zach isn't on myspace but he is on facebook. And I've already sent him a love letter.

PAR-TAAAAAY!

I LOVE MY RADIO

Is that a dude or a woman? And when were those hats popular?!

DENTAL SKATE?

I found this at hotskates.com, the website for the roller venue where everyone on Long Island had their birthday parties growing up. Why in the world would orthodontists host a roller rink event?!!