Apparently, our neighborhood watering holes are yet again under surveillance by big brother. Friday night at the Cock, a very straight gay-acting undercover cop engaged a patron in the following line of questioning:
Undercover cop: Don't you just love Lady Gaga?
Patron: Ummm, yeah.
Undercover cop: Doesn't it get soooooo wild in here?
Patron: I guess so.
Undercover cop: Can you imagine the crazy stuff that goes on here?
Patron: Yeah?
Undercover cop: [in a sterner, I'm an undercover cop tone] The cops have gone out front but it's gonne be this ALL NIGHT LONG. Am I making myself clear?
What kind of pick up line is that?!! "Don't you just LOVE Lady Gaga?!?!" I'm dying. Not to worry though because we're now handing out the following fliers upon entry to the Cock just to remind you...
Not to worry though. Good clean fun is still to be had for the next two Mondays as Twin Cheeks calls it quits and I move to Satudays in the Hole, the new bar-within-a-bar downstairs at the Cock. See you there!
2 comments:
omg a clip from cruising.
"how big are you?"
"pahty size"
lol, classic
j
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