I DJed a party in the Bahamas this weekend which was glamorous and trashy all rolled into one.
View from hotel room at the Sheraton, which was actually kind of decent, especially when they took longer than 30 minutes to deliver room service, which made it F.R.E.E. Food in the Bahamas is SOOOO EXPENSIVE!
One of many Bahamaian casinos, where I played the penny slots to my hearts content (a.k.a. five minutes, after which point I was like, this sucks).
Walk-through aquarium with sleeping shark at the uber-tacky (or is it uber-glam?) Atlantis resort on Paradise Island.
The weather was all sunny but too windy to don swim trunks for the Mayan waterslide at Atlantis, which tunnels through a shark pool and is pretty damn cool. Next time.
I also walked through downtown Nassau, where a big black woman in the Straw Market said, "hey baby, want me to shave your legs?" Another man made the same offer literally five minutes later. What's up with Bahamians hating on hairy legs?