Friday, January 18, 2008
WHERE'S BOBBY FISCHER? DEAD!
Chess champion Bobby Fischer has allegedly died, although no cause of death has been given. In addition to being the greatest chess player to ever live, Bobby was also an amazing anti Semite (despite both his parents being jewish) who denied the holocaust and repeatedly told interviewers that jews control the world. Duh!
I'm sure this one isn't REALLY dead. He probably just faked his own death in Iceland so he could hang out at the Blue Lagoon without being bothered. That's what I would do.