HAPPINESS IS A GOOD POLE DANCE

Last night felt like a full moon or something because everyone and their best girl friend sprung for a chance to pole dance at Good Times @ Eastern Bloc last night, including hot naked indie rock boys. Behold.


Kim came out looking pretty as ever. Some girl asked her is she spoke Japanese and she was like, no, I'm Korean, and then the girl was like, don't you speak a little Japanese?!! I was like, GIRRRRRRRRRL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT but it never happened.


Christian and Tim were feeling the Pointer Sisters' Automatic track like nobody's business.


DJ Baby C (aka my co-DJ Chris) brought these censored glasses that make you look like your eyes have been blacked out for privacy purposes. No photoshop required!


That dude that always wears the knit cap!


Spring is here, which means everyone who showed up last night was completely sunburned or really really tan. Or if they were asian, it just meant they had more than two glasses of alcohol. KIDDING! I'm as bad as that speak-japanese girl.


Massimo is really hard to get a photo of but he has such a lovely profile, dontcha think?


This was the don't-photograph-us crew of the week. I didn't take this picture though. I swear.


Matt was trying to take a this-shit-is-censored picture but it didn't work out so well.


Handsome British boys in the house!


Gabe was working the bar this week, much to the delight of the Eastern Bloc patrons.


I believe that this guy was barbacking last night but I'm not sure. Isn't he dreamy?


Fancy beer glasses are such crowd pleasers.


Chris held it down with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.


Gregg and Peggy were so so so so so happy to be out. This picture is the definition of Good Times. Like, could they be smiling any harder?


Andrew lives in LA but is really from London. He hearts New York but wouldn't dare wear a tshirt that says so, which is why he opted for this vintage frock.


Baker kept a chin up, positive attitude because I played him some Q Lazzarus "Goodbye Horses."


EURO HOT! Actually, I didn't speak to the guy on the right but I bet he's euro. Or in porn. One or the other.


I know you've been wondering what the backs of people's heads at Good Times looks like so here's a quick glimpse.


Berlin zip-ups make me wish we didn't have to close at 4am. Did you know that in Berlin, bars stay open till like, 12 in the afternoon?


Kevin toasted to the awesomeness that is Wednesday nights at Eastern Bloc. Here he is with his clothes on...


...and here he is with his clothes off. We're hoping he becomes a regular.


I thought this girl looked exactly like my sister, and I always thought my sister kind of looked like PJ Harvey, which would make this girl look like PJ Harvey. Does that make sense?


I wasn't going to post this I'm-taking-a-picture-of-you-taking-a-picture-of-me shot cuz that's sooooo tired, but then I was like, wait. What's that guy in the background wearing? Mardi Gras was three months ago and it's not like we were giving out sombreros or beads last night.


These girls locked themselves in the bathroom with another dude for literally 25 minutes. When they finally opened the door, I saw a small fire on the floor for a quick second.


Sometimes pole dancers get really acrobatic and raunchy. I like to imagine that something really retarded like Sheryl Crow was playing during this pic but I don't even own any Sheryl Crow. Seriously!


These two were using all sorts of props on the pole. Like shirts, thongs and body pillows. (Kidding about the body pillows.)


Naked dancing went on until the wee hours of Thursday morning. And guess what? I'm DJing Eastern Bloc again this Friday! Come say hey!