Thursday, April 03, 2008
HOLIDAY IN ZIMBABWE-A
Obsessed! Did you know that Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe has been in office for 28 years. That's my entire life. He just allegedly lost his presidential bid for another term but isn't going anywhere. In fact, he just sent his police force to raid the opposition's hotel headquarters and started arresting journalists for like, the two millionth time.
Following in my string of politically incorrect Halloween costumes (Kim Jong Il in 2002, Lynndie "Leash Lady" England in 2003 ), I'd love to dress up as Mugabe this year with that weird little Hitler birthmark above his lip. Why is he such a hipster in that photo anyway with his hat all askew?
FYI - Eighty percent of Zimbabweans are unemployed, inflation is at 100,000 percent and life expectancy in these past 28 years has dropped from 60 to 35. Holiday in Zimbabwe!
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