Thursday, January 04, 2007

BIGOT OF THE WEEK: HEATHER MILLS

And it's not because the former Ms. McCartney wants four houses from her ex-hubby. It's because she straight up beat a lady with her fake leg when said lady tried to snap a cell phone photo of Heather at an English Starbucks.

"I took out my mobile and tried to take her picture," says Emma Levy, the woman who took the beating. "She jumped up, grabbed me by the throat and pushed me towards the door. She lashed out with her left leg, kicking me in the bum. I have a big bruise.”

Since there's no song called Beat That Bitch With A Prosthetic Leg, I give you Johnny Dangerous' classic house jam, Beat That Bitch With A Bat.

2 comments:

diana said...

hahaha. Though how does HMills qualify as "bigot"? More like "horrible person."

Josh said...

Interchangeable.