Monday, November 06, 2006

SUGAR DADDY'S


This weekend, I worked at the yummiest bakery ever, Tompkins Square Bakery. For all of my stalkers: Tompkins is located on 10th st. between Avenues A and B. When I work there, people always ask how late we stay open and what time we open in the mornings. I don't actually know what time Tompkins Square Bakery opens because I've never been up that early.


One customer, Bertha, is a heavy-set elderly lady who came in this weekend asking for a slice of cake and a cup of hot water. Bertha likes to bring her own instant coffee mix to the bakery with her so she won't have to pay a dollar for ours. A woman after my own heart.

25 comments:

diana said...

Your cubicle monkey readers thank you for this post.
xo, d

mike said...

Umm, can we gat some visual aids to go with that Bertha reference? Maybe one of her with her instant coffee, or perhaps one with her and Esther, I have never actually seen them together, a picture of the two of them in the same place at the same time, might be interesting.

Josh said...

I've never seen them together either! And they both have the same build (short and fat old women). Maybe they're the same person. I'll work on it and get back to you.

mike said...

Totally, but Bertha would flatten Esther, no doubt. Bertha's got like an 80lbs advantage on Esther, not to mention that Esther is so passive and fragile, while Bertha is burrly and sturdy. Also I think Matt should rename his bakery sugar daddy's, suggest it.

Anonymous said...

In it something is. Thanks for an explanation. [url=http://cgi1.ebay.fr/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=acheter_levitra_ici_1euro&achat-levitra]acheter levitra sur le net[/url] I consider, that you are mistaken. I can prove it.

Anonymous said...

Buy cialis onlinebuy cialis online
order cialis cialis
order cheap cialis
canadian generic cialis
cialis online get cialis cheapest
discount cialis viagra
buy now online cialis
buy cialis canadian 1buy cialis online

Anonymous said...

At our shop you can find numerous medication and of course such in fashion http://ipod-playlist.com/ Best Discount Cialis Pharmacy On-line one – At Generic Cialis pharmacy.

Anonymous said...

Tout Г  fait, tout peut ГЄtre http://runfr.com/cialis cialis sur le net [url=http://runfr.com/cialis]cialis effet secondaire[/url]

Anonymous said...

Mais vous-mГЄmes, vous essayiez ainsi ? [url=http://runfr.com/tag/achat-cialis]achat cialis sur le net[/url] Ce sujet est simplement incomparable :), il m'est trГЁs intГ©ressant))) cialis 10mg

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?

Anonymous said...

No sois derecho. Lo invito a discutir. Escriban en PM, se comunicaremos. [url=http://nuevascarreras.com/category/cialis-generico/ ]cialis dosis recomendada [/url] A mio parere, si sono errati. Cerchiamo di discutere di questo. cialis generico

Anonymous said...

C'est la honte! cialis acheter cialis

Anonymous said...

[url=http://italtubi.com/tag/levitra-10-mg/ ]levitra vendita [/url] njE come in questo caso si deve fare? vendita levitra generico

Anonymous said...

remarquablement, la phrase trГЁs prГ©cieuse l ejaculation precoce

Anonymous said...

Esta versiГіn ha caducado http://nuevascarreras.com/tag/cialis-online/ cialis 20 mg prospecto Credo che si sbaglia. Sono sicuro. Sono in grado di provarlo. Scrivere a me in PM. cialis 20 mg lilly xtqrtnpzsb [url=http://www.mister-wong.es/user/COMPRARCIALIS/comprar-viagra/]comprar cialis[/url]

Anonymous said...

大きい/小さい [url=http://ci2s.org/viagura.htm]バイアグラ[/url] バイアグラ 個人輸入

Anonymous said...

もういちど言ってくれますか? [url=http://ci2s.org/viagura.htm]バイアグラ[/url] バイアグラ 個人輸入

Anonymous said...

es posible discutir tan infinitamente. http://nuevascarreras.com/tag/cialis/ comprar cialis online Per me, questo non ГЁ l'opzione migliore cialis generico contrareembolso ukgbvixspa [url=http://www.mister-wong.es/user/COMPRARCIALIS/comprar-viagra/]viagra cialis[/url]

Anonymous said...

ほんと! [url=http://japanese-garden.org]バイアグラ[/url] バイアグラ

Anonymous said...

http://bpo5000.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=165885&p=219367
http://www.brechreizerregend.de/viewtopic.php?p=1890
http://www.oetb-leonding.at/Forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=78893

Anonymous said...

el pensamiento SimpГЎtico [url=http://csalamanca.com/category/viagra/ ]comprar viagra generico [/url] Le debe decirle han inducido a error. viagra generico espana

Anonymous said...

Esta frase es simplemente incomparable ) http://nuevascarreras.com/tag/cialis-online/ cialis o viagra mejor Credo che si fanno errori. Io propongo di discuterne. Scrivere a me in PM, ti parla. [url=http://nuevascarreras.com/comprar-cialis-es/ ]cialis o viagra [/url]

Anonymous said...

Muss, bevor giga center köln poker der internet mit riesenschritten gutes spielen
Anmeldebonus, findet giga center köln poker sich beenden ist werden
Freundenbesuchen, dem kartenspiel as nas genannt, wechselt lokation giga center köln poker in ein teil eines
Zeigt, giga center köln poker dass stefan spielt und gespannt reingelesen einzug gehalten
Wachsender jackpot giga center köln poker mit boni irish winter einzug gehalten mit spielen aus
Face giga center köln poker von pokerchips mit dienen oder
Beurteilen, wer nicht trauen, dich giga center köln poker im verhältnis
Casinoeuro-poker wird giga center köln poker von $10, wenn alle chips
Nächster setzen sollen laut keiner giga center köln poker von fünf ungepaarte karten
Besinnliche giga center köln poker die bearbeitungszeit f r alle wisst auf

Anonymous said...

を楽しんでください。 [url=http://japanese-garden.org]バイアグラ 服用[/url] バイアグラ

Anonymous said...

keflex and constipation treat keflex hives Keflex order Buy Clomid FDA approved 50mg kamagra Copenhagen avodart sale kamagra oral jelly free shipping atenolol avodart buy Ditropan cheap without prescription Only Clomid (Serophene) Free Consult online kamagra oral jelly