What better way to start a party than with none other than Sarah Palin! Sarah loves gay jews almost as much as she loves her little grandson's baby daddy's Playgirl shoot.
Palin was actually on premises thanks to Playgirl publicity monster Daniel Nardicio (center, with Ben and Adam). Daniel also asks: Are you spending at least 20 minutes a day doing what you love to do? I know I sure am, and it's called eBay.
Robert (left) and a friend wearing jewish star rosary beads, undoubtedly invented by Jews for Jesus.
DJ Adam's roommate (left) was kind enough to not only bring a menorah gift for us but a real live rabbi friend! (right), who blessed our festivities and made us all the more "legit."
Did I mention that there were hot guys in every corner of the bar?
Southerners like JR (center) and friends just love to get in on our jew parties because they don't have these kinds of things down in North Carolina, where jews have horns and a tail.
Spreading the holiday love (and H1N1).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRETTY BOOTH (right, with Steven)! It seems like only yesterday when you were a mustache-less twink and now you're bringing all the boys to the yard.
Three of my eight Hanukkah gifts to you this year.
I'm keeping gift number four on the right for myself this year.
I really miss the brilliance of the Fifth Wheel. Long live Aisha Tyler.
Balls to the walls (and ceiling) during one of my many Hanukkah klezmer interludes.
A harnessed-up Brian (right) was nothing but compliments about my recent mixtape and our Hanukkah Hairy party, which even garnered coverage on Brian's blog, Fierth.
Parker with a toilet lid halo (center) and Benji (right) who always has an emergency yarmulke stashed in his pocket.
This holiday season, it is all about Kiehls' bear daddy Chris (left, with Demetre and friend) and his snowflake sweater.
HOT GUYS IN EVERY CORNER, another miracle of Hanukkah.
The party wouldn't be complete without a Sarah Silverman-esque jewess.
MENORAH PHOTO SHOOT TIME! In front of the "sweet jesus" sign no less, cuz Jesus was a jew who would have loved getting buckwild with us on any given Wednesday.
Ryan, giving the Menorah a good lick. Or mistaking it for a hot bearded guy and trying to make out with it.
Jewy McJewerson-berg Eric, who helped cohost the festivities and tried to light the menorah by touching to his hot hairy jew bod.
Comedian jewess Harriet Halloway, whose hunger for Judiasm (and pizza) knows no limits.
HAPPY HANUKKAH HEEBS! Love Sparber and Ladyfag.
Not only do jews run Hollywood and control all the money in the world, they also have a fair share in gay New York nightlife as exemplified by this here pic (and the existence of DJ Nita Aviance). PS - 100 NOSES OF BARBARA STREISAND POSTER REALNESS!
And if you couldn't wait to rip your coat and clothes off for Hanukkah Hairy, hold out till next week's Good Times when me and DJ Will give you acid house and warehouse rave jams all night long.
Scotty (right, with Kevin) was happy once I made a microphone announcement to deliver him some Manischewitz STAT.
I wonder if they make beer bottles with foreskin if you wanna practice your skill set in non-jewy parts of the world.
Lady and John John paired up for their festive Hanukkah coloring, which is traditionally royal blue and white. Sequins never hurt either.
Earl prefers just the tip.
Too distracted to even notice the menorah in this pic.
Menorah, magnetized by her incredibly strong jew curls (also known in greater volumes as a jew fro).
Jewban host Kevin (right) and Keisha, who claimed to be 1/4 jewish as well as Jewish by injection. She can also sing in Hebrew on command. She was also mistaken for Connie Girl that night, which she says happens quite often.
Michael (left) says menorahs are like, totally the new disco stick. Suck on that Lady Gag-guh.
Scott (left) and friend, doing an impression of the shamash or the "helper candle," the candle used to light all the other candles.
And yet I can't help loving the lime green floral dress print behind them. Gay!
Put your hands up for Manischewitz, our lovely sweetie!
Ma black jew posse, representing.
This pic doesn't really do justice to how bumpin' we were from like, 1030 till the lights came on at 4am and I played Barbara Streisand's Happy Days Are Here Again.
We now hire Kevin (right, with Tai) to get that authentic hassidic look going at our parties.
Shane (center) and Ryan (left) and as you can tell by the camera, this is when things started to get blurry.
Two live jews, smooching to the sounds of Kissy Elliott.
The Kevin and Evans album cover in the making.
I am not sure what possessed Damian in this here pic...
...nor am I sure what possessed Damian to pose like this for this here pic. But has makeshift pussy is pretty damn amazing.
Oooh baby it's cold outside.
My good friends are all I could ask for for Hanukkah OR Christmas. That and a big, fat Italian xmas day feast courtesy of Michael M. (second from left).
"Three more shots of Jaeger please."
Giving you lone hipster effect, which usually works real well at Metropolitan but can be a risky affair here at Eastern Bloc.
I take that back. I think the lone hipster thing works for Good Times just fine .
Gagging over Cunty Crawford Ladosha's homemade bondage-inspired formal wear.
It isn't a late night affair until James Coppola (left) rolls through your spot.
Suck and blow will never be the same now that Brittany Murphy has left this earth. RIP Brit.
I'm feeling a Separated at Birth in the East Village coming on between Darren (left) and William.
Shaquanda already has her dancing boots on for Acid House night! Next week, Shaquanda. You can't sleep in the bar .
HAPPY HAIRY HANUKKAH EVERYBODY! NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM! Just kidding. Next year at Eastern Bloc, obvs.
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