GOOD TIMES: BAD GIRLS AND ANGRY GIRLS

Boy was I jetlagged at last Wednesday's Bad Girls, Angry Girls Good Times at Eastern Bloc. All I needed was an Erickatoure Aviance Tori Amos performance to set me in the right frame of mind.


This chorus of angry girls arrived early to kiss on each other and hope for embarrassing angry girl stuff I wouldn't play at prime time like Alanis and Tracy Bonham's Mother Mother.


Sometimes bad girls make bad room decorating choices, like this piggy garbage pail.


Maverick (in the red pants), dressed head to toe in Ally Hilfiger (original reality TV bad girl and rehab girl), whom he now works for and is best friends with. I wonder if she ever figured out what else goes in nachos.


Bad girls, drunk by six.


I love a punctual DJ! John John Fields (right) showed up early sporting the sexiest of Debbie Harry tanks and a collection of angry girl cds titled Cunt Rock volumes 1 through 5.


Last week's sexy Spanish-lookalike contestants Pacifico (left) and Greg were back again to defend their title of best 'brows in a scoop neck shirt.


The holiday time of year is especially hard on the gay mormon community, causing Jake (right) and others to go cross-eyed with Santa rage. Luckily, we have the perfect remedy for you at next week's Good Times: HANUKKAH HAIRY, our annual holiday jew party!


Spontaneous lesbo action occurs whenever the Gossip starts to be played. Be forewarned.


Brian (left) and a slew of others hit up Good Times after getting dolled up for the Paper Magazine awards, and by dolled up I mean baseball cap and a tie, natch. P.S. - Congrats to Main Man at b.east, clearly the best gay night in town.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANA! Nana is the original bad girl in a Joan Jett kind of way and that's why we love her.


Mikey (right), Garrett (left) and I are counting down the days until we all escape to Puerto Rico one month from now. Reavis and Mao will be staying in New York to hold down the fort.


Ryan, Nana and Charlize (from left), digging on John John's interpretation of angry girl and bad girl, which included everything from the Donnas to Donna Summer (bad girls! talkin' bout the sad girls!)


Through the haze of my jetlag, I think a saw a pretty crowded bar but its all just a blur to me now. Kind of like every Wednesday.


But Julian he's a little bit older than you.


CASEY AND EVANS ARE PUMPED FOR NEXT WEEK'S MANISCHEWITZFEST!


Bad girl rule numero uno: flip off the cameraman as often as possible. Eddie is quite good at this.


A very drunk Scott Anthony (left), for whom "seasonal wardrobe" has no meaning whatsoever.


Diego (right, with Charlie) is totally trying to one-up me on the hairy tank top front. This means war Diego.


Drop that coochie baby, drop, that coochie baby.


Please tell me they are not sitting on the floor of the bar. I am delighted to wish Eastern Bloc a happy four-year anniversary but in those four years, this floor has seen many sights I would never want anywhere near my rear.


Harriet in all her gorgeousness and a $40K couture dress. She likes to look fancy when buying a beer.


Bad Girls, Angry Girls came about because Erickatoure (above) and John John wanted an excuse to play and perform PJ Harvey and Tori Amos and other 90s girls gone wild. Courtney couldn't make it to this particular party because she was busy losing custody of Francis Bean :(


A happily blitzed Cory (right), being tended to by swine flu survivor Paul.


A rare late night for Saint at Large superstar Stephen Pevner (right) and his hot boy squad.


Devin and friends, giving Patti Smith Rock 'n' Roll Nigger angry.


The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss).


Xander and Harriet are the true superstars of New York nightlife. And Harriet's a big ol' jew too, meaning she'll for sure show up at the Hanukkah party with the promise of LATKES!


GIRLS ON MY LEFT SIDE, GIRLS ON MY RIGHT SIDE.


Ericka took to the stage at 130 or so to start off with a ravishing rendition PJ Harvey's Good Fortune. Later on, she did Tori Amos' Talula, some of which I captured on video HERE.


My favorite Jewban (Jew Cuban) in the whole wide world, Kevin (center), has agreed to host the Hanukkah festivities with me so he can get drunk early on woo as many circumcised men into the bathroom as possible.


In the midst of all of last week's angriness, former Cock DJ J4 (not pictured) proceeded to waltz in, climb on top of, knock over and break the beloved Eastern Bloc vintage television!


A sneaky glance from the Puerto Rican cuteness.


I was not prepared for the Berlin bear invasion you see before you...


...but I wasn't complaining.


Another late night with the House of Ladosha, who I think needs to perform a special 3am Good Times set one of these days just for the kids who can stay awake that late.


And speaking of 3am, just when you think the party is winding down, One-Half Nelson shows up in an ode to Kiss, Lady Gaga and all other things that look as magical as this.


Bad girls like to make out with corpses too!


Seriously. Why does the best part of the party always have to happen right before last call?


Nelson persuaded John John and myself to play not one, not two but Grace Jones tracks for him...


...and when Nelson hears Grace, he instantly becomes a slave to the rhythm.


See you next week for our Hanukkah Hairy party! FREE MANISCHEWITZ! FREE VODKA AT 11! FREE JU-GAY-ICA!