AS TOLD TO THE DJ: PART 1

Girl: I think you should play more reggae and reggaeton. There are alot of Bahamans in the house.

Me: Ummmm, okay.

Girl: I work for Sirius satellite radio.

Me: Cool.

Girl: You should TOTALLY get satellite radio. It's great. And it's only $12.95 a month.

Me: I don't even have cable. Or a tv. Or a car to listen where I would listen to radio.

Girl: Well, uhhh, it's free for three days. You should reconsider.